For anyone who has ever played for Zdravko...

If you've ever played for Zdravko or been involved with the Internationals, then you probably have experienced his colorful and unique use of the English language. The list below is a sampling of his Zdravkoisms - some are motovational, some are inspriational and some are just plain FUNNY!
Enjoy! If you have others to add, please send an email to: info@internationalssoccer.com.

•  You are who you believe you are.
•  A soccer player is unpredictable - only him and God know what is going to happen.
•  Results come from preparation.
•  You are in charge of you own destiny.
•  Find the energy, the enthusiasm and the desire. It is i n your heart, in your head and in your gut. Now, send it to your feet!
•  No matter how good you are, if you are not prepared you are not going to be successful!
•  My dead grandmother can run faster than that!
•  Bambi, come here.
•  I have the advantage because I already know what I am  going to do!
•  Excuses are useless - no whining
•  Just practicing is a waste of time - practice with a purpose.
•  YOU will make a difference.
•  It's not that you can't, it's just that you don't know how yet.
•  Don't just shoot to get the statistic!
•  If you feel good about what you have done then you are a winner no matter what the result.
•   Possession and control. Possession and control. Possession and control.
•   Don't be a tail, be a head.
•   Kick butt or yours will get kicked!
•   This is freaky garbage!
•   Practice does not make perfect, PERFECT PRACTICE makes perfect!
•   All for one, and one for All
•   Stop Running around like a fly with your head cut off!
•   Release the freaky ball!!
•   The longest journey begins with a single step
•   PENETRATE!
•   The sky is the limit ... Go For It!
•   BE THE IT!
•   Put out or get out.
•   Noting in the world can take place of persistence.
•   I expect you to be the best on and off the field.
•   Get plenty of the water.
•   There's nothing more I can do for you except shave my legs and play.
•   That's no way to get a date!
•   The goalie's the weak spot.
•   Par Fost!!
•   What's the matter, don't you understand English?
•   Make it in color.
•   These are the practical shoes.
•   I cannot be your cheerleader.
•   Let's put the icing on the cake
•   ANTICIPITATE!!
•   Sweat & Smile
•   Stay off of the sun
•   1-2-3 pop, pop, pop
•  If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem
•  I find nuting funny in what I am saying
•  Pass the ball you selfish homey!
•  Quit talking the big game, just go out and play the big game
•   Visualize it
•  Get into the penal box
•  If your gonna lose, lose to a better team, not to yourself
•  Rest hard
•  This separates the little girls from the big players
•  Go To Goal!
•  You are the best freaky team here
•  What you looking at?
•  This is not the ballet
•  PMA
•  Everything up to now means noting
•  You look like a bunch of primadonas
•  The last mile of the road is the one never crowded
•  TOUGH!
•  Evaluate your legs
•   Stay with me
•   There are 24 hours in the day; 8 for rest, 8 for work, and 8 for play
•   This is rubbish
•   She's useless
•   Magic!
•   If you can go home and look yourself in the mirror, and like what you see, then you're on the wrong team
•   Take 'em on
•   One to beat
•   Through ball
•   DO something with it
•   You were magnificant
•   Put her in your back pocket
•   If she goes to the bathroom, you go with her and flush her down!!
•   It's not that I love winning, it's that I hate Loosing!!!
•   YOU ARE THE IT!!
•   No more carbohydrated drinks
•   Don't worry, Be happy!
•   Be good to yourself so that you may be good to the others
•   Stay happy and healthy
•   Any comments, questions, suggestions, recomendations?
•   Be Here!
•   Pinch yourself on the butt!
•   Go back to your sleeping HEADquarters!
•   I'll just make a U-Hoo right here. (don't you mean a U-Turn Zdravko?!)
•   Bring A Friend
•   You can carry the piano on your back up and down the steps, but you'll never be a player!
•   Cut the garbage out!
•   You must have self-disrespect and self-discipline...
•  See the game, Think the game, FEEL the game
•  Use your 9th sense!
• That was worse than the diarrhea!!